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Journal Entry: Day 1 of the Tribocalypse.

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The day is thanksgiving. It's been hours since Tribot is down. The Venezuelan economy has plummeted to an even more staggering inflation. My children, all 12 of them starving looked up to me this morning with sunken eyes and shallow breaths, "Father." they asked. "Where is the gp? were hungry."

"Soon." I replied. But knowing deep in my heart it may be many more nights before they can eat again. "Let us pray to our savior TriLez. Have faith young ones, he will come and fix everything soon."  

The night is coming as we share a piece of bread I was able to buy with my last 200k. 

Happy Thanksgiving

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"NETAMI! COME HELP CLEAN UP THE TURKEY!"

I brush the cheeto dust off my keyboard as I glare into the kitchen-

"MOM! TRiBot IS STILL DOWN! HOW WILL THEY KNOW IF I DON'T POST IT ON EVERY SCRIPT THREAD?"

Her disappointed look is standard for me, as I swing my DXRacer back around and begin furiously typing on Netami's Pest Control thread, ignoring the giant red "Bot Down" banner:

"Lol shit bot, won't even walk to portal. Waste of $, refund before ban"

A smile reaches my mountain dew crusted lips- I have done my part.

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14 minutes ago, Netami said:

"NETAMI! COME HELP CLEAN UP THE TURKEY!"

I brush the cheeto dust off my keyboard as I glare into the kitchen-

"MOM! TRiBot IS STILL DOWN! HOW WILL THEY KNOW IF I DON'T POST IT ON EVERY SCRIPT THREAD?"

Her disappointed look is standard for me, as I swing my DXRacer back around and begin furiously typing on Netami's Pest Control thread, ignoring the giant red "Bot Down" banner:

"Lol shit bot, won't even walk to portal. Waste of $, refund before ban"

A smile reaches my mountain dew crusted lips- I have done my part.

lmfao

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This journel is a work of art. 

Please keep us informed with your journey through the Tribocalypse.

I myself have also fell short with my monkfish farm, the girlfriend is most upset with the way it's turning out.

I give you my deepest condolence with upmost sincereity.

Kind regards,

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11 minutes ago, zdogg said:

This journel is a work of art. 

Please keep us informed with your journey through the Tribocalypse.

I myself have also fell short with my monkfish farm, the girlfriend is most upset with the way it's turning out.

I give you my deepest condolence with upmost sincereity.

Kind regards,

Thank you kind sir. I will let you know how my family is fairing. Although, my youngest poor timmy has a cough. not sure if he will make the cold night :c

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13 minutes ago, zdogg said:

This journel is a work of art. 

Please keep us informed with your journey through the Tribocalypse.

I myself have also fell short with my monkfish farm, the girlfriend is most upset with the way it's turning out.

I give you my deepest condolence with upmost sincereity.

Kind regards,

You've well and truly buried that joke. 

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Just now, Thebot13 said:

Thank you kind sir. I will let you know how my family is fairing. Although, my youngest poor timmy has a cough. not sure if he will make the cold night :c

That is very alarming, please do keep timmy in the warmest and finest leather you have at bay.

I can suggest you send a letter to the  Apothecary explaning the symptons young Timmy has.

Best of luck

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15 minutes ago, holmesy said:

This is epic. I totally love it!!

been years since I played rs, just started again because of mobile... so tell me, does this happen often or did I just catch it at a bad time?

You arrived to our realm as a very bad time! 

Not to worry though, Trilez is considered a God to us peasents, he shall resurect the realm of Tribot in no time.

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12 minutes ago, holmesy said:

This is epic. I totally love it!!

been years since I played rs, just started again because of mobile... so tell me, does this happen often or did I just catch it at a bad time?

We have an auto updater that occasionally breaks from game updates like it did today. Overall TRiBot has around 10-15 days of downtime a year, so around 96% up time. Unfortunately today is a holiday for most of us so it may or may not be updated today. I personally won’t have access to a computer until late tonight.

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